1. SEND ME POKEMON

    • Luvdisc:   I love your blog
    • Alomomola:   I love you platonically
    • Jynx:   I love you romantically
    • Smoochum:   I want to kiss you
    • Swablu:   I want to hug you
    • Nidoqueen:   I want to date you
    • Nidoking:   I want to battle you
    • Ninetales:   You’re beautiful
    • Wooper:   You make me smile
    • Alakazam:   You’re really smart
    • Plusle:   You’re an amazing friend
    • Minun:   I wish I was your friend
    • Lopunny:   You’re sexy
    • Scolipede:   I don't like you
    • Smeargle:   I love your art
    • Unown:   I love your writing
    • Meloetta:   I love your music
    • Cubchoo:   You’re gross
    • Swirlix:   You’re really sweet
    • Eevee:   You’re one of my favourite people
    • Sylveon:   You’re my best friend
    • Arceus:   I worship you
    • Togekiss:   I think you’re a great optimist
    • Phantump:   I think you’re a great pessimist
    • Pichu:   You’re really cute
    • Shaymin:   I am grateful to know you
    • Metagross:   I want to get to know you more
    • Dwebble:   I wish I could talk to you but am too shy
    • Darkrai:   You’re my worst nightmare
    • Exploud:   You scare me
    • Bibarel:   You’re silly
    • Audino:   You make me blush
    • Absol:   Your blog is a disaster
    • Slowking:   You’re wise
    • Zoroark:   You should post more pictures of yourself
    • Porygon:   You should post more
  2. My favorite Disney princess is Elizabeth Swann because rather than becoming a princess, she was like “nah, fuck that” and became a king instead.

    cassbones:

    carry-on-my-otp:

    hangthecode:

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    a fucking pirate king at that

    And it’s awesome because she started as this fucking proper Lady who was expected to marry a wealthy and accomplished, but one she did not love, but instead fell for the blacksmith and became a pirate, fucking shit up and taking names.

    And she rocked every fucking second of her story, from Lady to Pirate King.

    (via shotgunonthetardis)

  3. imnotamisandristbut:

    I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:

    If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?

    If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?

    If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?

    Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.

    (via leslieknopekay)

  4. katieomeara:

    The cutest little booble that ever boobled. 

    First time rigging and animating a character in after effects. It was fun! 

    (via leslieknopekay)

    That’s five documented times that Chris Evans grabbed Sebastian Stan’s left (and one time right) boob.

    (via leslieknopekay)

  5. (Source: exalt--chrom, via mapurrchu)

    sothankyoumusic:

    opticallyaroused:

    This dude has a sick skill!!

    _______

    This rock balancing is done by Michael Grab. He is an artist and has killer patience. On his site gravityglue.com, Grab explains:

    “The most fundamental element of balancing in a physical sense is finding some kind of ‘tripod’ for the rock to stand on. Every rock is covered in a variety of tiny to large indentations that can act as a tripod for the rock to stand upright, or in most orientations you can think of with other rocks. By paying close attention to the feeling of the rocks, you will start to feel even the smallest clicks as the notches of the rocks in contact are moving over one another. Parallel to the physical element of finding tripods, the most fundamental non-physical element is harder to explain through words. In a nutshell, I am referring to meditation, or finding a zero point or silence within yourself. Some balances can apply significant pressure on your mind and your patience. The challenge is overcoming any doubt that may arise.” Pretty sick, amiright?

    Daaaaamn

    (via imtheonekeepingyoualive)

  6. "What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?"

    My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

    #no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

    (via imtheonekeepingyoualive)

    everydaycomics:

    'A date with the devil' 

    A story behind the selfie pic that Alex got in a text message from his lil bara demon brother. 

    *credits to clumzyjr for the story suggestion when I was stuck with this weekly theme. 

    (via -sharkbites)